Tag Archives: Wilson

blog 365: likea maharajah on his divan!

After this meeting I sat with Chamberlain in his tent. “Day of the battle you take command” I said. “You will make history! Command of a gigantic battle from a cot! Reclining like a maharajah on his divan!” “I could … Continue reading

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blog 364: commandering command

After second breakfast I briefed my staff which was my family— plus Freddy who had become rather like a new addition to my boys. “If Wilson balks because of his health then he will be superceded. Wilson has agreed in … Continue reading

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blog 363: a friendly chat with wilson the weak wrist witless winghut scion of heroic gerbils

I was crushed. “It is insane” I said. Sooner or later we will take Delhi! They do not have the money or food or supplies or munitions to outlast us! We have a second army marching north to join us! … Continue reading

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blog 362: chatting in the moonlight with sikhs

MI 1 have intercepted letters from the Emperor which he was trying to deliver to the Rajput Princes to appeal to them to come and rescue him. He even said he would surrender power if they would come and rescue … Continue reading

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blog 340: i break a record in being a prick

August 7th I have arrived ahead of the Moveable Column with just a small hill tent with Khan Son # 1 along with some of Wah! In Exile Plus to the Ridge. What a bloody mess! The besieging column besieged! … Continue reading

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blog 324: how can we even talk of retreat now?

Telegraph chatter reports great victory by Havelock, a grizzled old soldier of embarrassing age, over the Rebels. The so called self appointed ‘General’ Tatya Tope along with the brother of Nana Sahib and their raving Rebels met Havelock and his … Continue reading

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blog 301: wilson the weak wrist witless wingnut scion of heroic gerbils

More telegraphic chatter that Wilson the Weak Wrist Witless Wingnut, Scion of the Heroic Gerbils, and his Meerut Morons actually won some sort of fucking battle! No one believes the chatter. By now everyone knows Wilson is a gutless bollock … Continue reading

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